Can you spot the difference?
HE’S GOT A BAFTA!! Now he can steal Martin Freeman’s quote.Hi-res pic: Best Supporting Actor winner Andrew Scott at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards 2012 on May 27, 2012 in London. Congrats, Andrew!!! :D
my friend noah has a sketch troupe called horsehead businessman and i think everyone should know about them… this is my favorite sketch of theirs.
“do you play the drums?”
“i heard of em’”
This was so ridiculous/funny.
(Source: radleys)
I had to mow the yard today. I’ve never done that before. It was 95 degrees today. That was the least of my worries. My troubles began when I decided to take a break. My brother-in-law/landlord failed to mention the throttle cable is broken. I couldnt turn it off. It was like Speed: lawn mower edition. Finally after some phone calls, I found out I had to manually turn turn some metal piece in order to lower the throttle. After a break, I decided to get back on the horse and I was doing fine until I hit my head on the corner of the [raised] house. Don’t worry, my head is fine. Unfortunately my head impacting the corner of the wall upset a hive of wasps. I count myself lucky that only one of them managed to sting me. I think it’s sleepy time now.
Josh Ritter - Kathleen
I know you are waiting and I know that it is not for me.
But I’m here and I’m ready and I’ve saved you the passenger seat.
I won’t be your last dance, just your last goodnight.
Every heart is a package tangled up in knots someone else tied.
I’ll be the one to drive you back home, Kathleen.
She looks like a drunken amalgamation of Caroline Rhea and Catherine O’Hara.
Glad to see Tara Reid’s up to her old tricks. By tricks, I mean being a drunken hot mess.
Endangered Wildlife Giant Pencil Eraser.
Gorilla, Rhino & Polar Bear in stock!
A portion of the sales goes to help endangered species through the center of the biological diversity.
I want one, but I can’t choose!
Fine with me.
Remembering you know how to play a song that you forgot you knew how to play but didn’t forget how to play.
You’re a nightmare. I’m finished with questions. I wish I could get into a car accident and forget ever knowing any of you.