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if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic and amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

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Anyone else feel like having a late night snack?
by Kitchen Explorers — So this happened. Fresh blueberry crisp + vanilla ice cream = #GetInMyBelly #sorrynotsorry
Get the recipe.

I made this last night! So good.


Anyone else feel like having a late night snack?

by Kitchen Explorers — So this happened. Fresh blueberry crisp + vanilla ice cream = #GetInMyBelly #sorrynotsorry

Get the recipe.

I made this last night! So good.

Text 16 Jul Just watched Separate but Unequalon Frontline

Please tumblrsphere, please watch. From “we can’t be racist, we have a black president” to “you have to do what’s right for your pocketbook” it’s insane. These people get so easily offended that they are called racist but they are unabashed that their new community is only open to middle-class citizens.
It breaks my heart to think that nobody cares about the poor kids. It hurts my heart that people think diverse schools are damaging Baton Rouge’s sense of community.

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She was 18 years old, a freshman, and had been on campus for just two weeks when one Saturday night last September her friends grew worried because she had been drinking and suddenly disappeared.

Around midnight, the missing girl texted a friend, saying she was frightened by a student she had met that evening. “Idk what to do,” she wrote. “I’m scared.” When she did not answer a call, the friend began searching for her.

In the early-morning hours on the campus of Hobart and William Smith Colleges in central New York, the friend said, he found her — bent over a pool table as a football player appeared to be sexually assaulting her from behind in a darkened dance hall with six or seven people watching and laughing. Some had their cellphones out, apparently taking pictures, he said.

Later, records show, a sexual-assault nurse offered this preliminary assessment: blunt force trauma within the last 24 hours indicating “intercourse with either multiple partners, multiple times or that the intercourse was very forceful.” The student said she could not recall the pool table encounter, but did remember being raped earlier in a fraternity-house bedroom.

The football player at the pool table had also been at the fraternity house — in both places with his pants down — but denied raping her, saying he was too tired after a football game to get an erection. Two other players, also accused of sexually assaulting the woman, denied the charge as well. Even so, tests later found sperm or semen in her vagina, in her rectum and on her underwear.

It took the college just 12 days to investigate the rape report, hold a hearing and clear the football players. The football team went on to finish undefeated in its conference, while the woman was left, she said, to face the consequences — threats and harassment for accusing members of the most popular sports team on campus.

A New York Times examination of the case, based in part on hundreds of pages of disciplinary proceedings — usually confidential under federal privacy laws — offers a rare look inside one school’s adjudication of a rape complaint amid a roiling national debate over how best to stop sexual assaults on campuses.

Whatever precisely happened that September night, the internal records, along with interviews with students, sexual-assault experts and college officials, depict a school ill prepared to evaluate an allegation so serious that, if proved in a court of law, would be a felony, with a likely prison sentence. As the case illustrates, school disciplinary panels are a world unto themselves, operating in secret with scant accountability and limited protections for the accuser or the accused.

At a time of great emotional turmoil, students who say they were assaulted must make a choice: Seek help from their school, turn to the criminal justice system or simply remain silent. The great majority — including the student in this case — choose their school, because of the expectation of anonymity and the belief that administrators will offer the sort of support that the police will not.

Yet many students come to regret that decision, wishing they had never reported the assault in the first place.

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I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

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Photo 10 Jul My husband had a friend over and asked how tampons worked, so I gave them a full lesson on anatomy and the reproductive process.

My husband had a friend over and asked how tampons worked, so I gave them a full lesson on anatomy and the reproductive process.

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So… I decided to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue.

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Text 6 Jul 321,046 notes




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Text 6 Jul 708 notes You think you shit glitter, but you’re nothing but a fish-lipped dirt squirrel living in a gated community of idiots. You are an emotional vampire with an eating disorder and an adderall addiction. You subsist on celery and chaos. If you ever had a conscience, you got rid of it like a prom night dumpster baby. The botox injection sites on your forehead connect to form the shape of a pentagram. I feel sorry for your hair extensions. May your death involve duct tape.
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anyone sad and bitter enough to make a full feature-length documentary about his penis and demonizing a woman for turning him down after proposing in public obviously completely deserved being rejected

I’d imagine there were more reasons for her answer than “you’ve got a small dick” (like being proposed to in public and his weird sense of entitlement…) but just try to think of how miserable this guy is to be around all the time

Seriously. Instead of trying to better your penis, why not work on your personality?

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